Help- My Chicken Is Sagging-Ascites; Twin Beaks Chicken Podcast 13

Does your chicken sag from ascites?Announcing our upcoming contest!
Does your hen look like its gone gangsta?  We thought maybe one of our hens had been talking to the local High School kids, and had started sagging her pants; but it turns out that she has ascites!  There are several conditions that can cause your hen to look like her abdomen is sagging.  Some of them are dire emergencies- none of them are good.  During the show we’re going to explore the different conditions that cause this symptom, and what the treatments for these conditions are.  Treating ascites requires some special skills and tools, you’ll want to know what these are so you can be ready in advance!

We’re not just talking about dire medical conditions like ascites though;  tune in to hear about our upcoming contest!  We’ve been working away on a special, unique project for lovers of arcane chicken lore.. Have you ever wondered if people did things differently when raising chickens 150 years ago?  Heres your chance to find out!  Listen to the show for all the details!

Remember some time ago we mentioned that A French artist had closed himself up in a giant display case in an art museum where he was trying to brood a clutch of chicks?  Well, despite prognostications of doom from the “experts”; success!  What in the ever-lovin’ what?!  We’ll catch you up on this guys crazy experiment!

And of course, not content to be merely on the cutting edge of all things medical and experimental  of a chicken nature, we also have you covered with obscure, chicken entertainment as well!  We found a highly entertaining music video and song we think really captures what the show is all about;  stay through to the end for Linus Lemon’s glorious ode to his chickens!

Where are you going to learn about ascites, watch a French artist try to hatch chicks with his body heat, and add to your ever-expanding collection of Odes to the Chicken?  -Twin Beaks Chicken Podcast -Of course!

The Chicken First Aid Kit; Twin Beaks Chicken Podcast 12

What do you do in a chicken emergency?  No I don’t mean you need to get to the store and buy more chickens, a real first aid emergency?  Are you ready for a medical situation?  Birds are adept at hiding injury and illness and by the time you’ve noticed theres something wrong, you might have to act fast!  Its important to have everything you might need at hand and ready to go!

Do you know what sorts of things you might need in a chicken first aid emergency?  Amber and Shannon have many years of collective experience dealing with avian emergency care, and some of their answers might surprise you.  With a little preparation, at virtually no expense, you can be well prepared to deal with most of the emergencies you’re likely to face.

So gather around your earbuds, pull down a chair and join Amber and Shannon for a quick look at how to stock a good emergency response kit for your coop, chicken news, oddities, and more- all on the

Twin Beaks Chicken Podcast- “We make the chicken tractors run on time.”

The Hunger Games; Training Your Chickens. Twin Beaks Chicken Podcast Episode 11

Training your chickensAre your chickens living up to their full potential?  Do you have the kind of relationship you want to have with your chickens?  Don’t be content with a flock of unmanageable fowl, start training your chickens now!

We promise no chickens were harmed in the production of this episode; we called it the hunger games because thats what training chickens is all about.  YES LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!! using our proprietary, trademarked, occult chicken training techniques, you too can start training your chickens- for the cost of chicken feed!  Its true!

It might surprise you, the kinds of things you can train a chicken to do.. Run obstacle courses, play tic tac toe, solve puzzles, pull a wagon… and so many more things.  I don’t know about you, but I figure if I feed em and clothe em, they might as well be entertaining!  Amuse your friends, confuse your enemies, start training your chickens today!  They’re smarter than you think!

Also in the podcast, we’ll talk about our recent flock jailbreak, one small, often overlooked aspect to the coop that might save you a lot of trouble, and of course we’ll break down the controversy of whether humans make good brooders…

Wait… What?

Thats right?  Think you can lay an egg?  Well a French artist is trying to hatch a brood using his own body heat in a live artist installation where he has vowed to sit on his chicken eggs for three weeks…until they hatch.  Is this guy crazy?  Is it a little Eggstreme?  Or will he be the first human to brood his own chicks himself… You gotta hear about all the details on this one!  Where are you going to go for  your French artists trying to sit on eggs to hatch them while spending weeks on display in a plastic box fix?!?  The TWIN BEAKS CHICKEN PODCAST of course!!

Chicken Wisdom From A Mayan Shaman; Twin Beaks Chicken Podcast Episode 10

This week we take the show to Guatemala for a very special look at chickens Mayan Style!  We spent a month in the Lake Atitlan area of Guatemala, exploring through the Mayan tribal villages in search of chicken secrets and ancient chicken wisdom!  Amber and I were lucky enough to stay for a week with our friend Alex, his wife Juana, and their wonderful family.  Alex’s mother in law, (also named Juana) is a local elder and village shamaness who was gracious enough to sit down with us for an interview about chickens- from the Mayan perspective. You won’t want to miss this one-  How does a Mayan shamaness treat a chicken?  Like a cake!

A chicken bus; Mayans know the proper place for a chicken and give them the balcony seats!

We’ll also talk about how chickens are raised in the villages.  This might be of particular interest to you homesteader/prepper/permaculture and budget chicken raising types.  No fancy plastic gravity feeders and miniature victorian chicken coops in Guatemala!   No “Pet Chickens”either; the Mayan chicken works for a living!  How do people raise chickens on a subsistence budget?  How do they raise chicks?  Why don’t people steal all the loose chickens running amok?  Why don’t the feral dogs kill them?  Tune in and find out!

Finally, we got back from our trip to discover that our chickens are just too big, and eat too much.  Time to sell some on Craigslist.. Did we make or lose money raising the birds?  Was it worth it?   We’ll go over the considerations of when to sell birds, and how to make the most money.

We’re proud to celebrate our 10th episode of the podcast!  Whether its the bliss of Takeo Ischi’s German Chicken Yodeling, Mayan Shamans on how to raise chickens, or brilliant interviews with hot, freshly hatched chicks; we strive to bring you unique and interesting perspectives, art, insights, and cultural oddities from throughout space and time!  We love all things chicken, and we hope you do to!

This ain’t your grandmas chicken podcast, Its Your Mayan Grandma’s Chicken Podcast!

Twin Beaks Chicken Podcast Episode 9; How To Buy A Used Chicken

Used chickenA lot of people spend money on their flock where they don’t need to.  For those of us who see birds primarily for what they provide; eggs, meat, paying a hatchery or a breeder for a uniform flock might not be a priority.  Some people don’t have the time, space or inclination to raise birds from babies.   It is a lot of work, and for many people, it means raising chickens in the house.  Maybe you’re starting a homestead, don’t really have the electricity for a 24-7 heat lamp, and you want eggs now, not next year.   Maybe its for the kids, and all that matters is they’re chickens.  Whatever the case, there are a lot of reasons one might consider picking up someone else’s used chicken.

While the prospect might at first seem intimidating, it can work rather well for all involved.  You will save money; someone else has already put in the time and money to raise them.  That they are already a flock is helpful as well. The former owner is better off, because chickens are of course wonderful, and there must be a very compelling reason they have to want to be rid of them.  And the birds are better off as well, as the life of an unwanted is an uncertain one.  Buying a used chicken helps keeps hens off the street!

With A bit of situational awareness and know-how, you can pick out trouble-free birds at affordable prices, or even free in a wide variety of places.  The internet is full of local enthusiast boards, Facebook pages, websites, and of course, Craigslist, where you can find a used chicken at discount prices!

Today on the show we’ll share our tips and experiences buying used birds.  How it can go well, and not-so-well.  We’ll also discuss some common chicken keeper issues, of course talk about parasites, and maybe do some yodeling.

Twin Beaks Chicken Podcast Episode 8; Making Eggstra Money With Chickens

Chicks Get Money
Chicks Get Money

Lets face it, most of us aren’t looking to retire off our chicken enterprise, but making extra money never hurts; and its always a good justification for our chicken obsession!  Your hens provide you with many unique niche marketing opportunities.  Did you know you can make money selling feathers?  We’ll explore the unusual market of chicken feathers!  Would you believe that theres a “hurricane proof chicken feather roof?”  We didn’t either!

Eggs, of course, are the no brainer dollar taker… Everybody loves fresh eggs, especially from ranged birds.  Did you know you can make money selling eggs?  Even right next to a grocery store?  How can you possibly compete with the “big boys” who produce on such a massive scale?  Shannon has done it himself, and will share with you all the particulars and strategies that will have people beating down your door to pay you higher than store shelf prices!

There are all sorts of ways to make money with your chickens… What if we told you you could make money with them…by having other people raise and take care of them for you?  Does that sound too good to be true?  Yet there are a couple ways to do so, and we’ll cover them in this episode.

There are many ways to make chicken raising profitable; from selling eggs, to selling feathers, bones and feet to letting other people take care of them, to selling chicks, or full grown birds..  We’ll even talk about how to teach your chicken to street hustle playing tic-tac-toe!

Don’t miss this important episode;  you need a model of profitability to justify your chicken obsession!  Remember; A profitable model justifies acquiring endless chickens!!  So, if you’re ready to take your chicken obsession to the next level, and get those hens raking in the money, join us for Twin Beaks Chicken Podcast Episode 8; Making Eggstra Money With Chickens!

Twin Beaks Chicken Podcast Episode 7; How Much Rooster Is Right For You?”

Twin Beaks Chicken Podcast. Where else do you get a bagpipe playing fox riding a rooster?
Twin Beaks Chicken Podcast. Where else do you get a bagpipe playing fox riding a rooster?

Who doesn’t love the idea of watching the broody hen in the back yard, hatching out all those cute baby chicks, and watching momma hen teach them all about becoming chickens?  Maybe you even enjoy the antics of a breeding pair of birds in their courtship; it can be quite a drama ( see video in link below).  And of course, theres that signature farm livin’ sound; the roosters crow.. Making these experiences a reality however, brings up the question of The Rooster, and from there, many questions arise.

Bringing a rooster into the flock is a whole different game than raising a flock thats all ladies.  What kind of rooster should you get?  How many?  What’s involved?  How will he treat the hens?  Are they dangerous to my family?  How about my pets?  Do they make good pets?  What about that crowing? What is this role beyond being a baby daddy?  We’ll cover it all, and help you navigate the decision; sharing our personal experiences, difficulties and solutions

It turns out that bringing one of these little men to the flock provides a lot of benefits to you and your ladies.  Besides the obvious of course…  In todays show we focus on “All Things Rooster”.  Tune in as we discuss all the things you might consider when deciding on whether to get a rooster and how, as well as how to mitigate all those little problems you hear come with having roosters.

Do you have questions we didn’t cover on the show?  Do you have stories of your own experiences with roosters?  Have you suffered at the hands of the “Great Municipality Rooster war”?  Is your boy-bird illegal?  Are you harboring fugitives?  What do you think “too many Roosters” looks like?  Drop us a comment on the show, We’d love to hear from you!

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Get Ready to talk Rooster!

Animal Intelligence; The More We Think About It, The Smarter They Become.

Chicken Intelligence
She didn’t help fix the truck, but she was the only one who read the instructions. Who’s smarter?

Some time back in college, I got interested in Bonobo chimps.  Bonobos are our closest genetic animal relative, and are a fascinating species for a number of reasons, one of which is their unparalleled intelligence.  One interesting thing I noted was that for many years the capacity for A chimps vocabulary was thought to be about 150 signs (they learned in sign language).  Then researchers came up with the idea of using lexigram boards; a sort of pushbutton board with symbols on it.  The chimps learned to use the boards, and suddenly.. 400 symbol vocabulary!  Boy those chimps sure got smart fast!

We seem to make these sorts of assumptions; TV shows on archeology are always acting “surprised” when we discover that people were crossing continents, or building houses, or practicing agriculture thousands of years prior to what was previously believed.  Headlines frequent the phrase “Than previously believed!” as though we should be surprised that things in fact go beyond our perception of them.  We assume that limitations in our measurement are the limits of the environment.

This is especially the case in the study of animal intelligence.  Not only do we have a seemingly natural tendency to see the limitations of our measurement as the limits of the environment, but when it comes to animal intelligence, we have certain cultural barriers that discourage seeing the intelligence of the animal for what it is.

Some of this is our fault, and some of it can’t be helped.  Even if you see humanity as nothing more than a very specialized animal, you are constantly being fed little messages and cues that because you are human, you are something Special.  We like to think that we have certain faculties that animals just don’t have.  This ranges from active refusal to see things like intelligence in chickens (oh, she doesn’t recognize you, she just wants food, animals don’t have feelings) to a sort of passive bias (well, if it doesn’t understand language as I prefer to use it, it can’t understand language).

Introducing dog to chickens
Chicks have the intelligence to learn early to trust the family dog.

We Want (at least as a society) to believe things like “Chickens don’t have memory”, “Their brains are too small to think…”, “Oh in 5 minutes she won’t remember..”  It just makes our relationship with them easier… Sure.. Chop off one chickens head in front of another… they don’t care.  Feed them the same bland diet, they don’t care.. They’re not smart enough to get personal with.

So it shouldn’t be a surprise to learn that its only in the last 15 years or so that people have begun to really study the intelligence of the chicken, and it equally probably won’t be surprising to most readers that….. Of course they’re way more intelligent than was previously believed possible.

And its creating a bit of a conundrum.  The truth is that we have wanted to see these birds as brainless chunks of meat because… thats how we wanted to treat them.  But… how do we justify grinding alive millions of baby birds when studies show that they have greater cognitive and memory development than human four year olds in many regards?  How do we justify concentrated feed operations with animals that demonstrate empathy?  Animal behaviorists are raising the question “These animals are at least as intelligent as our pets, how can we justify treating them so deplorably?”  And there is no good answer.

One thing it does suggest however; the backyard chicken, raised and cared for, somewhere between house pet and livestock is not a fad; its here to stay, or even rather, is the wave of the future.  Certainly as more is learned about how sentient, how intelligent these birds actually are, the more pressure will come to bear on industry.  Either industry will change, or people will turn away.   More of us will either turn away from eating chicken, or at least commit ourselves to making sure our chickens have a real quality of life.  The “Chicken-As-Pet” phenomenon is here to stay.  Expect chicken swings, diapers and the like to continue to gain in popularity. Perhaps to the chagrin of a few “experts” in the backyard chicken world that would rather keep them in the “adorable backyard moron” status of old.

And it doesn’t take them long to adapt!

Chickens display remarkable memory, the ability to count, can recognize and remember over 100 faces, demonstrate delayed gratification, demonstrate empathy, have rigid, complex social orders, and ongoing, evolving relationships.  To quote researcher Christine Nicol of Bristol University, their intelligence has “many hidden depths”- The limit is our ability and interest in studying.  Who knows what else we might discover?  We just have to be willing to look.

Or you could just ask any one of us chicken nuts!  We’ve known for years; they remember us, know their own names, can practice patience, and really aren’t much that different from having a dog.  That’s why we buy them the toys, take them on walks, teach them tricks, and teach them obstacle courses!  We’ve known for a long time that chickens are quite sentient, intelligent birds that actually crave attention and interaction.   And I for one am looking forward to continued discoveries of what a high compliment “Bird Brained” really is.

Twin Beaks Chicken Podcast Episode 6; The Coop; “Chickens Want To Get As High As Possible”

Is your coop ready for chickens?  Today Shannon and Amber go over basic (and some less considered) aspects of planning the perfect home for your chickens.   There are a lot of ways to house chickens, we’ll share with you some lesser-known ideas you’ve never considered!  Whether you want shacks, high-rolling chicken palaces, mobile coops for nomad chickens, or you want to turn something unusual into a coop, this is the episode for you!
But you can’t really talk about the form of your coop without talking about the function; The house isn’t just a place to lock up your birds; its the dining room, the nursery, the hospital, the hotel, and so much more! Make sure you haven’t overlooked any of these important services the coop provides to your flock.
Remember, its much easier to build and design it right the first time.
Maybe temporary housing is your concern?  How would you like to be a professional Chicken watcher?  Amber lays out all the details of an innovative new business idea;  “The Chicken Hotel”.  Need a sitter?  Maybe they won’t sit on them, but this incubation service might be for you!

Have you ever had a bird with an impacted crop?  Do you know what the signs look like?  An impacted crop can cause your bird a lot of trouble, or even death!  Learn how we noticed subtle signs that one of our chicks had an impacted crop and what we did to get our little lady headed back in the right direction.

Do Chicken sweaters have a legitimate use?  A mother/daughter team in Cornwall think so.  They’ve started a charity knitting sweaters for battery hens, and they’ve expanded into selling sweaters for a charity.  The full story is in Amber’s cabinet of curiosities!

Also, Billionaire Bill Gates of Microsoft fame joins us later in the show to talk poultry, poverty, and his global plan to take over the world with a vast army of Chickens.  Thats right, its all Right Here on the TWIN BEAKS CHICKEN PODCAST!!

Consider The Silkie ~ The Chicken for Bird People

“Oh… Its a Silkie” I thought, looking at the ad on Craigslist.

Star Ritchie and her pet silkie Rose make a glamorous duo!
Star Ritchie and her pet silkie Rose make a glamorous duo!

Tiny fluffball bird.  “Why would anyone want one of those?”  I thought.  Why take up space in the coop when you could fill it with a big egg layer or a good size meat bird.  I’ll admit it, I had made up my mind in advance.  But, the bird was “free to a good home” and seemed to be on the losing end of a pecking order issue its current owners didn’t know how to address.  It was a mercy acquisition.  Thus my introduction to the Silkie breed began.

I’ve noticed a certain dismissiveness of the ornamental breeds amongst people who like to talk chickens. Favored breeds are typically the substantial egg layers, or the “meat birds”, still others argue for “compromise” or “dual-purpose” breeds.  But there are other qualities in chickens we consider, or otherwise we would have backyards full of industrial breeds.  We like esthetic, color, and demeanor as well.  Particularly those of us who live in more urban settings.  We have our chickens up close and personal.  We don’t just want productive birds, we want birds we enjoy sharing our back yard with.    Friendly birds, Interesting looking birds, entertaining birds.  Its in the department of esthetic and demeanor that the “ornamental” breeds start to shine.

Most of us with small flocks have chickens because of our values.  Competing on a price point with the industry is difficult.  Especially if you factor in your time.  We have chickens because we *like* them.  We like watching them.. We like their antics.  We like the idea of producing our own eggs more than we actually care about getting the maximum number of eggs, or our feed conversion ratios.   For many of us, its more about enjoyment than efficiency.  In my opinion, thats a good view to take on life generally.  After all, a lot of us are interested in chickens as part of a goal of “leaving the rat race”, we should endeavor to not bring it along with us.

The silkie is a great bird for the back yard in this “enjoyment quotient”.  They are certainly the most docile of the breeds I’ve ever encountered.  Their roosters are almost hen-like in their demeanor; in terms of aggression, and “petability”.  They seem to crow less, and quieter than other breeds as well.   And the hens are all that much moreso “hen-like”; very gentle birds.

This makes them fantastic birds to start kids on.  Gentle, placid, small, cute, fuzzy, entertaining.. Perfect traits for introducing children to chickens.   But why stop there?  Perfect for introducing skeptical, or even phobic adults to.  Maybe you’ve got half a dozen or more larger, aggressive, less tame birds in the back yard, and you want to show guests your chickens.. A silkie is the perfect emissary of Chickendom.  Better to meet a gentle silkie that tolerates or even loves being held than a high strung giant bird that won’t stop trying to squirm and thrash its way out of your hands!  First impressions are important, and a committed lap chicken makes a great impression.

One of the best, most rewarding experiences you can have with chickens is letting them hatch out eggs.    The broody hen is a chicken Icon and silkies are fantastic brooders.  I’ve had several that are serial nesters; as soon as one clutch is independent, they start on another nest.
After hatching out two clutches, I began discouraging one of my hens from nesting.  She responded by disappearing shortly after.  I didn’t find her again until she had succeeded in hiding and hatching out a new clutch of eggs.. Unstoppable!

Which reminds me of THIS hen in the movie “The Natural History of The Chicken”.  A very entertaining “Chicken Flick”.  This particular scene is about a hen that goes to great lengths to brood, hatch and protect a flock.  But in the same movie, A silkie also appears as a very pampered house pet.  Both very tame, and still very dedicated to doing its chicken duty, no wonder so many people choose the silkie!

Of course, an active nest is a fantastic experience to have at the home, a wonderful experience.  The beauty of it is, your silkie will take over where your other breeds may fall short, and you can slip the eggs of your other chickens under your silkie, and she’ll hatch them for you.  If you want to hatch out a breed that doesn’t brood well, get a silkie!

And of course… They do also lay eggs, and you can even eat the meat.  Yes, they’re small on both counts.  But, particularly with the eggs…Do you care?  I’ve usually found that just a few chickens produce surplus eggs that I find I don’t care if a few of them are smaller.  In fact, I’ve found that when selling eggs, non-uniformity is preferred.  And “A couple smaller ones” makes things interesting and fun for the customer.

The silkie is a breed not to be overlooked.  One that offers unique traits, particularly to small backyard flocks and flocks that are self-reproducing.  It is an ideal bird for children, reluctant partners and those timid around birds and livestock.  They are relatively easy to manage, attractive, and a great conversation starter.  They are a fantastic “emissary bird” that you can use to introduce to people to your flock and chickens generally.  Consider giving them a try, I know I’m glad I did.
-Shannon

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